Pokémon giveaway!! To enter, just like or reblog this. Every note it gets is a chance to win. Winner will be determined Saturday June 4th. You DO NOT have to follow me to enter.
I am giving away a bunch of my old Pokémon stuff. It is all from the 1999 Burger King Promotion. Contents under the cut.
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You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
lord save us
THEY DIDN’T.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST REALIZATION EVER.
OH MY GOD
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Fun Fact of the Day: Also, the word bed looks like a bed.
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